Breaking Yawn
After seeing Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part One, all I could do was laugh. And it wasn’t just because of Kristen Stuart’s bad performance, but, admittedly, it did have an awful big part to play in it.
Aside from that, the special effects were terrible, and almost all of the cast, will the exception of Ashley Greene, who plays Alice and was, in all fairness, pretty good, were awkward and almost, well, completely laughable. With some cheesy lines and Robert Pattinson’s good looks stripped away from him for the ‘iconic’ role of Edward Cullen, the directors and producers ruined what actually is a pretty good story.
However, I feel I must make this ever so slightly balanced and add that, on a good note, they reconstructed the birth scene pretty well-ish, and the male members of the cast are certainly fit…if you forget about their overall performance. Also, I didn’t feel that I wasted my money on the tickets, I had a laugh (at the wrong parts, mainly the serious ones) and my popcorn was tasty! But I’ll not be getting the DVD; it’s not worth it.
Give me Harry Potter any day!
7 Comments – Postiwch sylw
Ihavethecyrusvirusx
Rhoddwyd sylw 18 mis yn ôl - 29th November 2011 - 13:43pm
Saw the title of this article and laughed, I had to read it! I can't believe you went to watch it. I thought you despised Twilight? :O
Anyways, good article and I shall not be watching it at all. I saw like 10 minutes of the first one in English, Year 9 and then practically fell asleep. And no way, no how am I buying the books after reading that Stephanie Meyer supposedly donates ever $1,000 she makes on the Twilight Saga to an Anti-Gay charity. She isn't getting her grubby mitts on my cash! x
BethanTheBarmy
Rhoddwyd sylw 18 mis yn ôl - 29th November 2011 - 23:50pm
The general consensus is that the films are indeed much better than the books, but by golly is that saying very little. Twilight is vamp-fiction for the lighthearted, and should NEVER be taken seriously. Good on you for LOLing; I did the same throughout New Moan. Did I say moan? I meant moon. Silly me.
Did you count how many times Bella went cock-eyed? A fun game that a friend and I like to play.
If you ARE a Twilight fan, perhaps you should consider buying Stepfordy Mayo's New Moan, and its sequel Breaking Yawn. Without a doubt, the BEST parody I've ever read. If ToriaBeth! and I can't change your mind, then I'm sure that this book will. :D
Toriabeth!
Rhoddwyd sylw 18 mis yn ôl - 30th November 2011 - 19:29pm
There's an actual parody called Breaking Yawn? NO!!! I thought I was being clever when I thought of that title! I genuinely never knew someone else had thought of that. Depressing thought of the day! :( thanks though, BethanTheBarmy and ihavethecyrusvirusx
Ihavethecyrusvirusx
Rhoddwyd sylw 18 mis yn ôl - 30th November 2011 - 19:37pm
I thought it was your own,too,Toriabeth! Gutting,much? And welcome >< x
CLICdan
Rhoddwyd sylw 18 mis yn ôl - 30th November 2011 - 19:38pm
I was gonna post a link to the books, but there's a rude word in the title and I'm scared of getting told off. They're easy to find on Amazon though. ^^,
DeadAngelLover22
Rhoddwyd sylw 18 mis yn ôl - 30th November 2011 - 20:25pm
I'll have to agree, i couldnt take this last film seriously, then again i couldnt take the last one seriously either :s thou because of the pictures i really think the mupets should do there own version :p great article.
hisgirl210410
Rhoddwyd sylw 17 mis yn ôl - 4th December 2011 - 20:28pm
well glad i didn't pay to see it when my friends went! Although they said it was amazing, tbh i thought the first few were rubbish and im bored or the whole twilight thing now as they aren't even in the running of amazingly written and engulfing books!