Christmas Elf And Safety
The Young Flintshire Youth Editorial Group have put together the following ditty for your festive enjoyment, and wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
On the first day of Christmas Elf And Safety said…
Don’t be a stress head.
On the second day of Christmas the Elf frowns…
Don’t spend too many pounds.
On the third day of the Christmas Elf said ho ho ho…
Don’t eat yellow snow.
On the fourth day of Christmas the Elf said with glee...
Keep your cat away from the tree!
On the fifth day of Christmas the Elf sung…
Don’t lick a lamppost or you will get stuck to it with your tongue.
On the sixth day of Christmas the Elf said stroppily…
Make sure you blow out your candles properly.
On the seventh day of Christmas the Elf cries...
Makes sure you eat seven mince pies.
On the eighth day of Christmas if you have dodgy lights...
Get an electrician, don’t give your self any frights!
On the ninth day of Christmas the Elf always does say…
Make sure your turkey is cooked through all the way.
On the tenth day of Christmas the Elf screeched…
Make sure you watch to the Queen's speech (in HD).
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Elf regards...
You must recycle your Christmas cards.
On the twelfth day of Christmas the Elf will always say...
Stay in bed and lay all day!
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FYI
Commented 17 months ago - 20th December 2010 - 16:34pm
lol, thanks for this, but not sure of the tune!!