Nominated? Moi?
So, here I am, H-C, back in college doing her work like a good girl and parted from the summer that was something like Eastenders (oh, it's been very wild indeed!) and I'm single, alone and depressed.
No idea why I'm depressed, probably because almost everyone I know is shacked up with their man or sucking face like a Hoover in the view of myself.
If this keeps going, Henry The Hoover shall be out of the job. I do predict this.
I have a friend named Les(cough)Lisa (wink wink) who is married! MARRIED! Through the eyes of the Turkish religion or Islamic or something, she is married! Do you know how depressing that is?
She was with this guy for two weeks and already she had moved into his flat. Add another two and I'm calling her Lisa blah-blah Turkish last name. I'm eighteen, depressed and about to grab my Ben & Jerry's! (Ha, people who read my last article may start to snigger for that reference.)
My wonderful summer ended in hysterical tears after not one, not two but THREE boys broke my heart! Yeah! That's right, three! One of which is an incredibly sore subject and his girlfriend may just agree with me.
Not to mention I couldn't be any more distant from my best friend because of her new "clang" of hardcore rockers and that just leaves me.
I'm attempting smoking. You know scenes from movies where you see those women in over-sized parkas sat on the park bench with a fag in their mouth and depressed? That's me, except I'm scared of fire, so me trying to light a cigarette is just perfect to everyone's amusement.
"Hannah! Spark it up! Go on, Han!" they laugh. Do I look like I have cymbals glued to my hands? Do I look like a monkey to you? I've been told I look like a chipmunk but that's besides the point.
My smoker friends advise me to give up. "Han, you hardly smoke anyway, so why even start?" Because there's something called free will, maybe you should look it up. I mean, I know it's hard with David Cameron on the scene but hey, it's still there.
So, as I sat down for my maths session this morning, I opened my email and saw that I have been nominated! Me? Depressed, lonely eighteen year old singleton with no life? Really, me?
Let me rephrase this. I HAVE BEEN NOMINATED for the CLIC awards! I mean, wow. I am actually honoured. Even if I don't get most of votes, I am honoured that I have been up for this award, so thank you CLIC.
I have no idea what went wrong, but I'm glad this unfortunate event happened because it's really made my day.
This morning was the worst, now I am flaunting something vaguely familiar to a smile.
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The CLIC Awards 2011
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CLICryan
Commented 6 months ago - 14th November 2011 - 16:30pm
One of the most admirable things about your nomination is you don't even have a local CLIC site live yet.
You have taken the initative to contribute to the national site - and you contribute very well, by the way - and will be one of the trailblazers when the NPT site launches which is VERY SOON!
Look forward to hopefully meeting you Saturday, and GOOD LUCK! :)
Ihavethecyrusvirusx
Commented 6 months ago - 14th November 2011 - 19:42pm
Well done and see you Saturday! xx