Ode To Pen
A poem we wrote in English Literature class as a pseudo-tribute to the era of Romanticism in poetry:
Oh pen, why won'tst thou work?
I've tried rubbing your plastic phallic outer casing,
In hope that the ink will warm and liquefy,
But in vain.
Ink will not spew forth;
Chunder hence dark liquid!
My paper lies, a naked white virgin upon my desk.