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Ode To Pen

Posted by hollymorris from Cardiff - Published on 12/03/2012 at 08:40
12 comments » - Tagged as Comedy, Creative Writing

  • Pen

Yn Gymraeg

A poem we wrote in English Literature class as a pseudo-tribute to the era of Romanticism in poetry:

Oh pen, why won'tst thou work?
I've tried rubbing your plastic phallic outer casing,
In hope that the ink will warm and liquefy,
But in vain.
Alas! Alack!
Ink will not spew forth;
Chunder hence dark liquid!
My paper lies, a naked white virgin upon my desk.

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IMAGE: Pen by MShades

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12 CommentsPost a comment

SamuelPatterson

SamuelPatterson

Commented 44 months ago - 18th January 2011 - 11:21am

Haha, Holly that made me laugh. It was so good. I really liked it. Well done haha

CeefaxOfLife

CeefaxOfLife

Commented 44 months ago - 18th January 2011 - 11:33am

I think I can see the ROFLcopter...

DeadAngelLover22

DeadAngelLover22

Commented 44 months ago - 18th January 2011 - 12:28pm

Lol i really enjoyed reading this one, gave me a good laugh just when i needed one :) Great work

SamuelPatterson

SamuelPatterson

Commented 30 months ago - 11th March 2012 - 22:24pm

Having just returned from a CLIC residential, during which the wonderful Miss Holly Morris read this poem aloud in front of everyone, I can now fully appreciate how bloody hilarious this actually is!

National Editor

National Editor

Commented 30 months ago - 12th March 2012 - 08:35am

Brought back to the homepage and added to the national!

SamuelPatterson

SamuelPatterson

Commented 30 months ago - 12th March 2012 - 11:52am

Yes Ryan! You legend! =D

hollymorris

hollymorris

Commented 30 months ago - 12th March 2012 - 13:27pm

I FEEL HONOURED!

Snow..

Snow..

Commented 30 months ago - 12th March 2012 - 17:36pm

This has to be read the way Molly read it. One of the highlights of the weekend definitely!

eddie secretary

eddie secretary

Commented 30 months ago - 12th March 2012 - 17:42pm

Holly, that was like TOTALLY EPICALLY AWESOME lol Love it

sarahp

sarahp

Commented 30 months ago - 12th March 2012 - 22:54pm

this is awesome and you are awesome big up Holly!

BethanTheBarmy

BethanTheBarmy

Commented 30 months ago - 14th March 2012 - 20:17pm

Hearing this read aloud birthed the moment where you became on of my favourite people. Congratulations, it is an honour.

welsh_girl539

welsh_girl539

Commented 30 months ago - 19th March 2012 - 19:40pm

That was great! I really like that! Well done! :)

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