Poem: Evil Lambs
Follow up to Evil Sheep - enjoy and please comment!
We all know about the evil sheep
but what about the lambs?
they really like to eat flesh
... especially hands
they are lurking in the dark
behind bushes and houses
they like to eat humans
and not insect or wood louses
unlike the grown up sheep
who favour the saucepan!
they would have struck your head
but this is unlike a lamb...
lambs may look sweet
innocent to look at
but they're really eyeing you up
watching from where they are sat
so protect your fingers
and protect your toes
because with these lambs about
is it safe? no one knows!
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JordyCee_Youth4u
Commented 13 months ago - 27th April 2012 - 14:49pm
Being from an area in Wales where there is a lot of sheep and cute baby lambs. You have now sucessfully prevented me from EVER leaving the house. LOL